The thing is, while a lot of my female friends are quite impressed with my cullinary skillz, normally if they've come to experience my cooking I'm already pretty certain that they probably like me anyway.  Either that ot I've known them for so long, we're probably in the friends zone.

Getting a takeaway probably isn't going to be a deal breaker at that stage.

So, most of you lot are kitchen geniuses, many at a level way above my meager skills.  Has the ability to cook ever got you any action?